Spam That Entertains

I don’t know what whoever sent this is smoking, but I’m sure it’s not good for their long-term mental health:
Hello, If you are a Time Traveler from Dimension D1263GT10, year 2008 or Dimension D2044GT5, year 2432 and or in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 series or similar technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! I simply need the safest method of transferring my
consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I’d would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. I will also need temporal displacement. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Robbyyy1@aol.com if you can help! Thanks

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I know I said I would never edit myself, but this is really an addendum, and I’m not changing the content of the post. I’ve been getting a lot of traffic from search engines for search terms related to this piece of spam, which I’ve now gotten about a million times. It’s spam!!! If you don’t get that, you should time-travel back to school and actually study this time. It’s amusing yes, but it’s still spam which costs people money to transport and store.

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