No Other Funny Pink Eye Jokes

292.5 – Yeah, the diet’s on even though I’m sick and want to claw my eyes out with gardening tools. I’m watching John Ashcroft’s press conference about the raised thread level, and well, I’m not sure why, but I’m not terribly worried about going to ‘orange’.

Daytime TV sucks. It’s just plain horrible. TiVo is letting me down and not recording enough stuff to keep me entertained and my mind off my eyes.

I swear there will be new stuff actually worth reading (I know, some of you are saying “why start now?”). It will just have to wait until I can stare at this screen for more than 20 minutes without a gigantic headache setting in. I’ll be back… I hope.