Chicken Noises

Ok, I just called a friend a chicken over IM. I was trying to type out chicken noises. It occurred to me, how do you type out sarcastic chicken sounds? Here are the possibilities I came up with:
  • Braaaack braaaak (ok, John came up with that one)
  • Bu-GAWK
  • Squaaaaaaaaaaaack
  • Bok Bok BO-GAWK!
  • Coodle-a-doodle-damn-doo!

See, it’s hard…