Mary Chen is Cooler Than Me

Mary Chen is cool. She is cooler than you, cooler than me and probably anyone you know. I only met her once or twice while she worked here. A mutual friend tipped me off to her old blog, and I was hooked. She’s funny. She’s funnier than most. How do I know she’s cooler than you or me and funny to? She said, “Yo, I didn’t just stimulate the economy, i stuck a butt plug in it.” The prosecution rests, your honor.

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