Creepy Animals I’m Glad Don’t Exist

If you’re into crazy animals that don’t exist, but are extremely well imagined, you should hightail it over to Uncommon Creatures. It’s fantasmagorical!!

Whatever the inverse of insomnia is, I have it. I can get to sleep just fine, but I’m waking up too early. It’s been happening for about a week, and is really starting to bug me. My brain says I’m still tired and want to go back to sleep, but the body says to forget that and get up. I don’t get it. Since it’s Friday, I may go crazy and try some NyQuil. I need to get more sleep… more sleep… more sleep….

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By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.

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