My Weekend Plans

  • Someone: What are you going to do this weekend?
  • Me: Go home, take some painkillers and watch nature documentaries. It’s gonna be a hell of a weekend
    Oh yeah, and get a massage, and I might eat some ice cream too. My ankle’s good for all kinds of excuses to sit around with my foot up (and look at my extra ankle!). Vicodin’s an evil, evil drug, kids. Don’t take it unless someone gives it to you.
    Have a good weekend, everybody!

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