Out of the mouths of mommies.

While changing Brian’s diaper before bed:
B: Where did Mommy’s penis go?
Me: It’s downstairs in the recliner watching Big Brother.

2 thoughts on “Out of the mouths of mommies.”

  1. Hilarious! Although you may have confused him more if he’s picturing a disembodied penis inching it’s way downstairs to bang its little head on the remote buttons. Funny mental image though it is.

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