2003.06.24 The Pool

Father and son, headed into the deep. Brave, but slightly foolish - who knows what peril awaits them?
I decided I needed a shower.
"Dad, I do not need a shower!"
I apparently have more weight to lose.
RARGH!! Come under the magical water-spewing mushroom with me!! You will like!!! (he didn't really)
Noooooooooo!! I'm meeee-eeeelting!
One. This is why they have no diving signs all over the place.
In the distance, you can see the breach of the mighty white whale. Impressive, no?
No running!! I swear, I said it a million times. Did he listen? Nope.
No running!!
Pleeeeeeeeee-ase can we stay a liiiii-ttle while longer?
We tried the stealthy approach, but Max's kicking was really loud.
There would be no mommy splashing on this attempt.