Too much thinking this morning,

Too much thinking this morning, so it’s straight to the gutter: Do you know what’s worse than diarrhea? The ominous gurgling undertones of diarrhea. I mean, if you’re coming, loose stool, let’s get it on. But if you’re just going to rumble and not show up, then screw you, I don’t have time for it.

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By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.