Completely Fabricated Harry Potter Rumor

After my last post about the wondrous vibrating broom, I’ve decided that it’s a marketing ploy to introduce a major plot point in the next book. Since the kids are getting older, and obviously curious about the ways of the world, there will be a new sex education teacher named Ms. Trembly-Wombly. They’ve already cast Dr. Ruth for the movie.

3 thoughts on “Completely Fabricated Harry Potter Rumor

  1. Kevin

    Huh? Check the title. It’s completely fabricated, based on nothing but my own twisted whim. I wonder if it will spread…

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