that one’s really been making the rounds.
i sent this off to a bud a few days ago:
Subj: the review i really want to write…
forget the kids
i bought this toy for my daughter. originally, anyway. about a month ago my no-account ex-husband ran off with his secretary. so i’ve been a little lonely. the nimbus 2000 broom is my new best friend. i’ve worn out three of these things. not exactly durable, but they’re far more reliable – and capable – than that so-and-so rat who used to live here.
-buzzing in seattle
best,
mkg