Bowling Asses I am going to bowl my ass off tonight! Why? Because my ass now officially weighs less than my bowling ball. Share this:MastodonFacebookTumblrLinkedInPocketEmailPinterest Related By Kevin Lawver Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker. View all of Kevin Lawver's posts.