My Personal Superhero Theme Song

I helped out my pal Jon with a CSS/Javascript question this morning, and he penned this Superhero Theme Song for me. Why? I have no idea, but he did it, and I have to share it.

Kevin's Superhero Theme:

Kev-i-i-i-n! Kevin Lawver!

Hero to-o-o-o the common man!

Mi-i-i-ighty! Mighty Lawver!

helps out whene'er he can!

With a HO! and a HEY! and a DEEDLE DOO DEE!

It's up and away he GO-O-O-O-OES!

On a horse made of candy

Through the desert of hope!

Kevin Lawver, and h-i-i-i-is ... fi-i-i-i-i-ine ... hoo-o-o-o-o-oes! (whip crack!)

KEVIN!

-- By Jon Morris