Aunt M, umm, who is Sweet Pea and how do I get one full time?
Does Logan even work at the paper anymore? He seems to be in some sort of business acquisitions dept or something.
As for eloping, I can understand your point. Especially the part about the couple wanting to focus on themselves and their _marriage_, rather than the _wedding_. On the other hand, if you are ready to make such a decision, you should be able to say to your family, “We are getting married in 2 weeks. Come, smile, and don’t hassle anyone.” It seems like eloping is merely running away from the problems.