The Home ‘Stache Stretch

It’s almost over. This bristly curly mass on my face is doomed. Come Thursday morning, it will be gone. I’m currently tied for fourth place in the rankings, and that’s just not good enough, people!\
I’ve hopefully provided some entertainment, and maybe saved a testicle (maybe two, I don’t know what the dollar to nut ratio is). But, we can do better. We must do better. For as little as ten dollars, you too can save a ball from certain doom.

Plus, I really want that trophy.

Comments

2 responses to “The Home ‘Stache Stretch”

  1. Howie Avatar
    Howie

    My money’s on your nuts!

  2. John F Croston III Avatar

    Thanks, I donated some for my mom who just found out a month ago she has ovarian cancer.
    Everything is going well now.
    thanks,
    jfc iii