“Hi and welcome back to Fox News. All around the country, people that call themselves ‘Ficleteers’ seem to be walking around in a zombie-like state. Our reporter Tim is out on the streets, talking to one of these ‘Ficleteers’, Tim?”
“Thanks Bob, I’m here with a man that seems to insist his name is ‘THX0477’.. how are you holding up?”
“…..”
“That’s all we seem to be getting, Bob, back to you.”