May 2025

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Toots

No, Your Honor, all of the torrented Blu-ray rips on my Plex server were being used to train AI.

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I'm not going to complain, because ... why ... but, getting old is humbling.

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Waiting for someone to join a zoom is a perfect time to practice gerning (gurning?).

A self-portrait of me in a zoom making a very silly face.
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It's a shiny new blog post called: [Update] Racing RobotsThis was originally published…

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It's a shiny new blog post called: [Update] Racing RobotsThis was originally published…

lawver.net/?post_type=ap_outbo

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I've had the "Vegyn Version" of Air's Moon Safari (now called "Blue Moon Safari) on repeat since it take out. It's SO good. Perfect album to work, cook, clean, read or think to.

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I came here to chew bubblegum and get a crown; and I’m all out of bubblegum. In fact, I think the gum might be the reason I need a crown.

A self portrait of a bald middle aged man in silly sunglasses at the dentist office.
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Woke up from a nightmare that the CEO of my first startup was Pennywise and chasing me around Savannah. Fun.

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Maybe some Barry Windsor-Smith in the faces, but very early 90’s Spectacular Spider-Man vibes.

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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man has very Sal Buscema vibes and I think I love it?

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Any folks used Federails? It looks pretty solid for basic federation stuff? gitlab.com/experimentslabs/fed

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I can't tell you why I love them, but I have my office full of those Govee color changing lights, with two more I still need to set up. They're all set to Aurora and I love it.

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I love preordering books - it’s like a present to Future Me. Emily Tesh’s latest just plopped itself on my iPad this week and I am psyyyyyyched to read it.

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This is just a realization I had as a coworker told me they're leaving Gusto - I realize it feels very "live laugh love" thought leader-y.

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Work won’t love you back, but people will. Adjust your focus accordingly.

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Please, let me pay more taxes so everyone has a home, food, health care, and … all the other pieces that would mean that we don’t allow our neighbors to fall so far.

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Riding in a self-driving car past lots of unhoused people is a whole feeling.

It reminds me of the time I went to Bangalore when I was at AOL, and from the top floor of our state of the art office building, the view was dominated by a literal city block covered it makeshift tents made of blue tarps.

We shouldn’t be so far apart in the same city that looking out a window feels like looking at a different century.

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My family decided to schedule a birthday party over so I’ll be watching it later. I’m sad to miss out on all the glitter and fun.

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Oh no, my last two meetings of the day got canceled. Whatever will I do with all this time?!

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Do you know wizards? I do, and pairing with them is always mind-blowing in how they use tools (I'm partial to vim wizards, because as much as I've tried, I'm still a GUI guy), their bespoke personal workflows, etc.

I'm pairing with my all-time favorite wizard this morning and they've moved from vim to cursor, and it definitely felt like a MOMENT.

So, pair with wizards! If you're a wizard, pair with normies! Hell, you might be a wizard and not even know it!

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if git was named rug you could rug pull

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Before you start, the devil doesn't need advocates.

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This is the correct answer.
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Is there a traditional greeting for ?

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Am I stupid excited about this weekend? Yes, yes I am. It's the snark event of the year!

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My wife made from-scratch Mac and cheese and that’s just one of the many many reasons that she’s the best.

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Every time a #trans girl awakens safely from gender affirming surgery, a TERF gets hives.

#Boost this please, so I can screenshot it for my friend!

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My son made snickerdoodles yesterday and they are amazing. I’m making chicken parm, chickpea salad and mango bellinis for Mothers Day.

It’s a delicious weekend over here.

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Some days, you just need to watch a random episode of Gamechanger (Like My Coffee 2).

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How's your day going? I just added "fugly" to my personal dictionary on my work computer.

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If you turn your phone's camera on a selfie-mode and say Nancy Maces name 3 times into it while sitting on the shitter she'll reach up through the toilet and give your genitals a confirmation tug

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I WANT A POPE WITH A SHORT SKIRT AND A LOOOOONG JACKET.

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brb need to find a sharpie

An Amazon locker with the name tag "hello, my name is enis.”
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I’ve done a lot of elevator pitches in the last 30 years. I’m pretty good at them. I just pitched my wife on an idea for a family business and it was by far the scariest one yet. 🤞🏻

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Savannah really goes all out in May.

The Forsyth Park fountain surrounded by flowers on a sunny day in May.
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Brunch is fun. Two thumbs up. Get some brunch in your face. Lose the scrunch and eat some brunch!

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