I love it when Flash is used as an art tool: leogeo (via the always funny dooce).
Author: Kevin Lawver
Someone at work loaned me
Someone at work loaned me Prodigy’s old Fat of the Land album. (sorry, I’m doing my best Larry King impression here) For my money, there isn’t a song that makes me want to move my ass more than Breathe. The cockney accent, that beat, the riff… Oh yes, this is my large ass movin’.
Ok, I take back most
Ok, I take back most of what I said about Virginia. They’re still impossible to get a hold of, and they suck when it comes to communication. But, they took the stuff I sent them and we’re all set. I don’t owe them $5,000. Now, I need to go get some clean pants. I think […]
Oh, and don’t try to
Oh, and don’t try to call them. Their phone is always busy. Thank you, government!
You’d think that if you
You’d think that if you fax someone something, the fax was received, and nothing further was said that everything is kosher, correct? I guess not. I just got another letter from the honorable and competant Virginia Office of Taxation saying we owe them \$5000 for 1998, a year in which I don’t think I travelled […]
Someone searched for “funny corporate
Someone searched for “funny corporate whore” in Google and found me. I don’t know whether to be happy with the funny part or sad that I’m a whore. A quandry this early in the morning is not welcome.
Geeking Out At this very
Geeking Out At this very moment I am installing RedHat 7.2 on my fancy new G4. How, you might ask? VirtualPC for OS X. Oh yes, this is a gigantic smile on my face.
“Men are like a fine
“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark where they will mature into something you’d want to have dinner with” — Unknown Heroine
If you think you’ve done
If you think you’ve done it all on the web and there’s nothing cool left to build, check this out. Philip Greenspun strikes again. Being able to spend time with him last June when I went to Boston for sister’s award ceremony was an eye-opening experience. I’ve used that inspiration at work to crank out […]
My friend Jon has volunteered
My friend Jon has volunteered to illustrate FlatCat for me. And now, I just need to write it. We’re going to turn it into a multi-million dollar franchise, like Barney or Blue’s Clues. Pretty soon, there will be FlatCat BathMats, Home Colostomy Kits, dolls, happy meals, books and a Christmas special with Bob Goulet as […]