Category: funny

Mmmmm, ghostly lip kisses. I’m extremely happy that Salon decided to replace Dark Hotel (which I never got into) with Lynda Barry. She’s a better fit with the rest of their lineup, and a lot funnier than that Drago guy. What a downer.

I love it when Flash is used as an art tool: leogeo (via the always funny dooce).

Someone searched for “funny corporate whore” in Google and found me. I don’t know whether to be happy with the funny part or sad that I’m a whore. A quandry this early in the morning is not welcome.

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark where they will mature into something you’d want to have dinner with” — Unknown Heroine

My friend Jon has volunteered to illustrate FlatCat for me. And now, I just need to write it. We’re going to turn it into a multi-million dollar franchise, like Barney or Blue’s Clues. Pretty soon, there will be FlatCat BathMats, Home Colostomy Kits, dolls, happy meals, books and a Christmas special with Bob Goulet as the voice the of FlatCat.

More from Gene Weingarten. In his latest Below the Beltway column, Gene updates us on his article about the worst town in America. He found it in Battle Mountain, Nevada. The original article is here. Apparently, the publisher of the town’s local paper fired the editor over her jokingly agreeing with Gene about the whole thing. Gene’s application to be the new editor is priceless.

Or a story about a kitten who gets run over and lives his life as FlatCat the Colostomy Kitty.

I’m not a dog person, but Lynda Barry always seems to capture what I think a talking dog would sound like: 2002 Dog Astrology. It’s a little late, but she also did a doggy Christmas.

You’re right. I haven’t been posting. Civ3 is just so addictive!! That, and I’m off work till Friday, and we’re just having so much fun teaching Max new phrases. My new favorite after his “Hel-LOOOOOOO” is “How do YOU do?” It cracks me up every time.

What’s sexy now?