Category: funny

I want to be able to change colors! I mean, other than jaundice, or my slowly expanding grey spot…

“Kevin must have eaten cabbage today because his skin is a nice shade of blue.” Yeah… exactly.

Here’s a tip: Never wear a white t-shirt the same day you bring spaghetti for lunch.

Monday Night at Morton’s – I consider this a kind of blog. It’s Ben Stein’s semi-regular column from E. I’ve been reading it for about three years, and it’s always interesting. We get to hear what happens to Mr. Stein, the host of his own game and talk shows, and star of Ferris Beuler (well, not THE star, but everyone knows that line). It’s fun to see a little bit of the life of a semi-celebrity, someone who actually works in Hollywood and isn’t a “star”. Just sharing the joy…

Gives whole new meaning to “Busting a nut“.