Aging
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I am doing what I’m now calling “chaos aging”. My first grey patch showed up at 23. I didn’t go grey in a dignified way; I did it in splotchy multi(drab)colored calico. I’m balding, but I have one glorious lock in a weird place right above my ever-growing forehead. I have one hairy dwarf ear, and one gorgeous hairless ear. Why? No one knows. My eyebrows are slowly turning into wild hedges.
And I no longer care to hide any of it. I’m fifty and plan on #aging in ever more eccentric ways until I explode into rainbow marshmallow chunks one day and fade back into the universe.