No, no, no. Not Montana!
That’s God’s country, man! Giving it to those morons is pearls before swine-haters.
If Bush is really serious about solving the problem using your, uh, unique solution, the state with the most room to spare is…
Texas.
I read somewhere that there’s enough land in Texas to give every person in Texas one square mile of land.
40 Acres and a mule, indeed.