Can I Do Anything For You?

To the best of my recollection this is the exact transcript of a conversation I had with my wife last night:

  • Jen: Can I do anything for you?
  • Kevin: Nope, I’m good.
  • Jen: But I love you so much, I want to show how much I love you by doing something for you.
  • Kevin: I love you too, but really, you do enough already. You’re carrying our baby, you take care of Max and make sure I know you love me. That’s enough.
  • Jen: Come on, there has to be something.
  • Kevin: Ok, can you pick up my prescriptions tomorrow?
  • Jen: Maybe
  • There is a short pause as Kevin looks at Jen, expressionless, waiting…
  • Jen: HEEEEEEE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (rinse, repeat for at least five minutes)
  • Kevin: HAW-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (ditto)

Honestly, who could ask for anything more than that?