Not What I Planned for This Weekend

Max was sick earlier this week, and now Brian is too. They both have some gastrointestinal explosiveness disorder that means Jen was up and down most of the night with them, we need to do laundry and we’ll be fueling both kids with Pepto©, kaopectate™, Sprite© and dry toast all weekend.
I just got home from an early-morning grocery store run to stock up on those things, plus caffeine to keep me awake.
We were going to have so much fun this weekend… Now I’m off to do the dishes and start some laundry.