The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I have a problem. I’m addicted to Crash Team Racing
. I’m so bad, I let my son act as my enabler. He likes watching me race, especially on the CTR Token races because the CTR gets really big and he yells out, “CTR! CTR! CTR!!” The game is my crack. It’s almost worse than my Civ3
addiction. It’s much worse than my Final Fantasy jones ever was.
I have my son now racing around the house making kart noises. Whenever he stops, he makes a cute “Squeeeee” braking noise. He vrooms around the house, a little imaginary steering wheel in his hands, leaning into corners, jumping over things on the floor and doing fantastic donuts.
What have I done?!