Church today was fairly tedious. The youth just got back from an apparently moving trip to Ohio, and the first half of the meeting was some teenagers being called on to come up and give their impressions impromtu-like. It was deadening. My favorite was a teenage guy who got up and said “awesome” about 30 times. He mumbled through the rest of whatever he said. The general point thought could be summed up as, “It is my testimony that it was awesome.”
And that made the rest of it all worth it. I will be using that line until the day I die.
“I do solemnly swear that the testimony I am about to give shall be awesome, the whole awesome, and nothing but awesome, so help me, dude.”