Yes, These Are My Boiling Pants

Because I’m stupid, I wore a black t-shirt and jeans out today. It was 94 degrees outside with 75-85% humidity. I’m exhausted, and I didn’t even do anything other than load the car with the new shelves I bought downstairs and load the groceries. If I weren’t so pale (and fat), I swear I’d go out naked.

By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.