Mr. Dick’s Warning

Dick Cheney’s warning the nation of a possible marriage between Al-Qaeda and Iraq. Where does a couple like that register? I wouldn’t think Target would have what they’re interested in. What did the choose as their china pattern? What’s their song? Who’s the bride? Was there a dowery? Who gave the bride away? How do we know there was a marriage? Did we get the guestlist, an invitation, photos? The article raises so many more questions than it answers.