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No Caffeine = Sleeeeepy

Ok, why isn’t today over yet? It’s only 4:50, and I can’t keep my eyes open. I’d give anything for a Code Red or Dr. Pepper right now. I think it’s a great sign of my commitment that I haven’t had one already.

By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, CTO @ Planted, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.

2 replies on “No Caffeine = Sleeeeepy”

what you need to do, kevin, is develop a nice, non-fda-approved reliance on an herbal stimulant. over-the-counter, of course, GNA-style, say. if you’re lucky, you won’t grow a horn out of your head and you’ll be wired to the gills.
good for you. keep it up.
alternatively: toothpicks in eyelids. works every time.
best,
mkg

Great suggestion!! I’m gonna go start downing those little ginseng root things at the local 7-11 and see how many I can do before my brain explodes and seeps out my ears.

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