Your Name – Underpantsified

Go create your Captain Underpants name at GeekGrrl. I couldn’t resist, and I am proud to report that my Underpants-generated name is Squeezit Applekisser. I couldn’t be happier. Max’s is Skipper Applekisser, and Jen’s is Zippy Applekisser, and her maiden name is Applepants.

Categorized as funny

By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.


  1. Boobie says:

    For some strange reason… I can’t really imagine people using these names beyond today. 😉
    Sincerely yours,

  2. Margie says:

    ahhh yes…. we’ve been doing this for the past couple of days at work. Fun, eh??
    Loppy AppleSniffer

  3. Dawson says:

    Oprah Applemouth? Please.

  4. Kevin says:

    You can’t fight fate, Daws. Forevermore you are Oprah Applemouth. Get used to it. Learn to love your Oprah-ness. Start calling Annie “Steadman” and start a book club. Make people feel guilty for not being perfect and talk about “spirit” in a non-denominational, touchy-feely, inoffensive manner. Start a magazine and put yourself on the cover everything. I believe in you, Oprah Applemouth.

  5. Heather says:

    Poopsie Applekisser, reporting for duty! Or, if I’d like to stick to my nickname, then I’m Fluffy GiggleHiney. I think I prefer the latter. 🙂
    I also translated a few of my friends’ names. My favorite is Lumpy BubbleBuns, or Squeezit BubbleGerbil. Hehehe…

  6. Kevin says:

    I would pay money to be Lumpy Bubblebuns. It’s only $50 to change your name, right?

  7. Slack says:

    “Dorkey Gizzardkisser”…. I tell ya. Someone up there just doesn’t like me.

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