And One More Thing…

We have lots and lots of D batteries we can put in socks and swing wildly if the terrorists decide that now is the best time to attack our house. I feel a lot better with that out in the open.

By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.


  1. Joey says:

    Guns.. I have lots and lots of guns. Okay, I just have two, but if terrorists come to my small apartment and try to take my pots and pans, me and one guest will be able to blast ’em!

  2. Dawson says:

    Ditto Joey. Guns and lots and lots of bullets.
    I have…four guns, and am getting ready to get a shotgun. Not strictly for terrorists, mind you, but if someone did come in the house wishing me and my family harm, well let’s just say I’ll hit them so hard that their DNA will unravel.
    But a sock full of D-batteries… that’s cool.

  3. Kevin says:

    Yes, I am a real man because I bludgeon my enemies to death with power sources. RAWR!!

  4. michaelbrown says:

    Am I your only reader who doesn’t own a gun?

  5. Kevin says:

    I sure hope not… I don’t, which is why I’m betting the farm on my blunt battery weapons.

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