Yes, I am a genius.

However, the plan would fail, as all middle-eastern peace plans would. The reason this time is the high percentage of shotgun-equipped pickup trucks in that state, and the natrual tendancy of the normal Texan to not particularly care for “towel-headed a-rabs.”

So we have to find a state that no one really wants and use that for the project.

I say we cut Florida in half around Orlando/Tampa. Anything south of that we give to the Cubans and the Palestinians. As both ethnic groups are used to being the pawns of governments that don’t care about them, they’ll have a natural affinity. Also, the climate is a little closer match. We’ll call it Cubanistine.