My Personal Superhero Theme Song

I helped out my pal Jon with a CSS/Javascript question this morning, and he penned this Superhero Theme Song for me. Why? I have no idea, but he did it, and I have to share it.\
Kevin’s Superhero Theme:\
Kev-i-i-i-n! Kevin Lawver!\
Hero to-o-o-o the common man!\
Mi-i-i-ighty! Mighty Lawver!\
helps out whene’er he can!\
With a HO! and a HEY! and a DEEDLE DOO DEE!\
It’s up and away he GO-O-O-O-OES!\
On a horse made of candy\
Through the desert of hope!\
Kevin Lawver, and h-i-i-i-is … fi-i-i-i-i-ine … hoo-o-o-o-o-oes! (whip crack!)\
— By Jon Morris

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By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.


  1. Betsy Devine says:

    A horse made of candy? What kind of javacript have you guys been doing?

  2. the wife says:

    Who are these “fine hoes” Kevin is with?

  3. Kevin says:

    They are high quality gardening equipment used in the act of superheroing. Honest.

  4. Kevin says:

    And Jon wrote it, not me. He’s mythifying me… really.

  5. Your own theme song? Jealous!

  6. Babba says:

    What better gift than your very own theme song. I’m sure Jon just forgot the “r” in the last line —so it should be hoooooooorse. Typo, simply a typo. Is there music, too?

  7. Messenger Girl says:

    Aww – completely jealous! I want somebody to write me my own superhero theme song! But NOOOO! I have to write my own… *pouts*
    You would never see Clark Kent having to write his own Superman song…

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