My Personal Superhero Theme Song

I helped out my pal Jon with a CSS/Javascript question this morning, and he penned this Superhero Theme Song for me. Why? I have no idea, but he did it, and I have to share it.\
Kevin’s Superhero Theme:\
Kev-i-i-i-n! Kevin Lawver!\
Hero to-o-o-o the common man!\
Mi-i-i-ighty! Mighty Lawver!\
helps out whene’er he can!\
With a HO! and a HEY! and a DEEDLE DOO DEE!\
It’s up and away he GO-O-O-O-OES!\
On a horse made of candy\
Through the desert of hope!\
Kevin Lawver, and h-i-i-i-is … fi-i-i-i-i-ine … hoo-o-o-o-o-oes! (whip crack!)\
— By Jon Morris

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By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.


  1. What better gift than your very own theme song. I’m sure Jon just forgot the “r” in the last line —so it should be hoooooooorse. Typo, simply a typo. Is there music, too?

  2. Aww – completely jealous! I want somebody to write me my own superhero theme song! But NOOOO! I have to write my own… *pouts*
    You would never see Clark Kent having to write his own Superman song…

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