I helped out my pal Jon with a CSS/Javascript question this morning, and he penned this Superhero Theme Song for me. Why? I have no idea, but he did it, and I have to share it.
Kevin’s Superhero Theme:
Kev-i-i-i-n! Kevin Lawver!
Hero to-o-o-o the common man!
Mi-i-i-ighty! Mighty Lawver!
helps out whene’er he can!
With a HO! and a HEY! and a DEEDLE DOO DEE!
It’s up and away he GO-O-O-O-OES!
On a horse made of candy
Through the desert of hope!
Kevin Lawver, and h-i-i-i-is … fi-i-i-i-i-ine … hoo-o-o-o-o-oes! (whip crack!)
KEVIN!
— By Jon Morris
A horse made of candy? What kind of javacript have you guys been doing?
Who are these “fine hoes” Kevin is with?
They are high quality gardening equipment used in the act of superheroing. Honest.
And Jon wrote it, not me. He’s mythifying me… really.
Your own theme song? Jealous!
What better gift than your very own theme song. I’m sure Jon just forgot the “r” in the last line —so it should be hoooooooorse. Typo, simply a typo. Is there music, too?
Aww – completely jealous! I want somebody to write me my own superhero theme song! But NOOOO! I have to write my own… pouts
You would never see Clark Kent having to write his own Superman song…