A thought:

I have never had a boyfriend.

Hmmm.

Kevin needs to come home and be my boyfriend.

Yea, I guess since we're married with children, that isn't quite going to work.

Speaking of Kevin, while I was at the store today, I bought Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey, which I had never had before. It is awesome! Banana ice cream, with fudge pieces and walnuts. Yum! Kevin hates bananas though, which is probably why I have never tried it. But while the cat's away, the mice'll play. And eat lots of 'nanas!