I have never had a boyfriend.\
Hmmm.\
Kevin needs to come home and be my boyfriend.\
Yea, I guess since we’re married with children, that isn’t quite going to work.\
Speaking of Kevin, while I was at the store today, I bought Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey, which I had never had before. It is awesome! Banana ice cream, with fudge pieces and walnuts. Yum! Kevin hates bananas though, which is probably why I have never tried it. But while the cat’s away, the mice’ll play. And eat lots of ‘nanas!
Ummm, I don’t understand. I was your boyfriend before I was your husband, right?
No, we _dated_ and then you proposed. There is a difference. And, um, I love you and junk. Hope you are feeling better. Smooches!