March 2026

The best chance the UK has in Eurovision since Sam Ryder? Will the UK win? No. The UK will never win Eurovision. Ever. But this song is the best entry they've had since Sam Ryder in 2022 (which I just listened to and it holds up): https://youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8

How do I know when I need to trim my eyebrows or nose hair? When I show up to a video call early and have to look at myself. My webcam's resolution is TOO DAMN HIGH.

You know what? Giving good prompt PR reviews is super valuable. If someone on your team is good at them, shout 'em out. If you really want to help your team get good at shipping, get good at keeping on top of PR reviews.

All arguments about LLMs and AI, especially here, are tedious at this point, on all sides. Great points all around, bravo to y'all, but the sarcasm and dripping contempt are counter-productive and everyone's so entrenched - who are you trying to convince?

Dear Slack, the last thing I need from you is more red dots for the same gawddam thing in more places. I don't need more notifications from you. I need less. Stop.

My son and I just watched The Best Man Show on Dropout and it’s such a brilliant idea for a show, executed so well. It’s great. We laughed so damn hard. Thanks for bringing it to us, @samreich!

Wet Leg would be annoying if they weren't so damn good. But nope, they're catchy as hell: https://youtu.be/AzUHNjKMeV4?si=giu_WxbCrPN7_4B8

I kind of miss traveling for work. Not all of it, but some of it.

Does anyone know how to get Pete Hegseth to invite us to the Signal group? I think this might work.

Quick, someone tell Trump that this is where his crypto bribes live. He definitely cares more about those than people; maybe he’ll stop bombing things. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/amazons-cloud-unit-reports-fire-after-objects-hit-uae-data-center-2026-03-01/