Author: Kevin Lawver

  • Amazonians Unclear on the Concept

    Amazon.com is great. It allows people who’ve used a product to rate and review it so I can make a more informed decision. This system is especially useful when buying video games (yes, I broke down yesterday and bought a PS2). But, I’ve noticed an annoying trend. Games that no one outside of the company creating the game and a small number of beta testers haven’t played yet have ratings. Adventurous psychic souls have rated games that aren’t coming out for sometimes months in advance. For example, Star Wars: Bounty Hunter sounds like a great game. You can’t rate the concept of a game before playing a game. If you look a the concept for one of the most popular video games of all time: a yellow circle eats small dots, gets chased by ghosts, and for short periods of time gets to chase those ghosts after eating a slightly larger dot. There, that sounds pretty crappy, doesn’t it? The same with classics like Super Mario Brothers, etc. People, people, people, you’re screwing up a great system. Amazon, please don’t allow people to rate items before they come out, or at least wipe the slate clean once the item is released. It artificially skews the rating for premonitions to count the same as real-world experience.

    Ok, I’m done… and by the way, Jak and Daxter is amazing. The world is huge, and loads of fun to explore.

  • Why Blog?

    With a sister who blogs, I now don’t even have to recap my day; she’s already done it. Now, Max is going to help me by typing. We’re sitting here watching Blue’s Clues, and I decided to use the time to check my mail. Bad idea. He wants to “help me”. Here is the product of his “help”:

    STOP !
    ZEBRA
    CTR
  • Suckaaaaaaa!

    My friend Jon, from Tucson, writes a brilliantly macabre comic strip called Jeremy. This week’s strip is truly the best ever.

  • Big Stuff

    Big stuff is happening at work, but I can’t say anything until it’s announced in the morning. Needless to say, I’m excited. So excited, in fact, that I may have to go buy myself a present. Like that reconditioned Visor I was looking at or a PS2. It’s THAT exciting. I’ll tell more tomorrow after the word gets out at work.

  • OS X is Great – BUT!!

    I love OS X. I just installed Jaguar, and I was desperately hoping they would provide a utility to switch the mouse buttons. You see, I’m left-handed. I use the mouse with my left hand. In Windows (which I’m trying to wean myself off of) and Linux, I can easily flip the mouse buttons so the right button does the clicking and the left button does the context menu. In OS X, that is impossible. I’ve combed Google for answers. I’ve combed Apple’s help site. No luck. Nothing. Nada. No one’s done it. I even searched the filesystem for mouse-ish files, to come up completely empty handed. I would love to use OS X full-time, but the fact that I have to use the wrong mouse button in OS X is driving me NUTS!!

  • We Hate Goats

    My friend Jon clarifies the Christian position on goats. Funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time.

  • Aww, It’s a Wedding

    How cute is this? The Dooce gets hitched… great pictures.

  • Spam That Entertains

    I don’t know what whoever sent this is smoking, but I’m sure it’s not good for their long-term mental health:

    Hello,

    If you are a Time Traveler from Dimension D1263GT10, year 2008 or Dimension D2044GT5, year 2432 and or in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model series or similar technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I’d would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. I will also need temporal displacement. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Robbyyy1@aol.com if you can help! Thanks

    ::edit::

    I know I said I would never edit myself, but this is really an addendum, and I’m not changing the content of the post. I’ve been getting a lot of traffic from search engines for search terms related to this piece of spam, which I’ve now gotten about a million times. It’s spam!!! If you don’t get that, you should time-travel back to school and actually study this time. It’s amusing yes, but it’s still spam which costs people money to transport and store.

    ::/edit::

  • I’m Perfect!

    According to Google, I am the two most relevant results for “perfect guacamole recipe”. Who knew? I hope whoever searched for it thinks so too.