Bowling Asses Post author By Kevin Lawver Post date January 6, 2003 Categories In funny I am going to bowl my ass off tonight! Why? Because my ass now officially weighs less than my bowling ball. Share this: Click to share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest