Can I Do Anything For You?

To the best of my recollection this is the exact transcript of a conversation I had with my wife last night:

• Jen: Can I do anything for you?

• Kevin: Nope, I’m good.

• Jen: But I love you so much, I want to show how much I love you by doing something for you.

• Kevin: I love you too, but really, you do enough already. You’re carrying our baby, you take care of Max and make sure I know you love me. That’s enough.

• Jen: Come on, there has to be something.

• Kevin: Ok, can you pick up my prescriptions tomorrow?

• Jen: Maybe

• There is a short pause as Kevin looks at Jen, expressionless, waiting…

• Jen: HEEEEEEE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (rinse, repeat for at least five minutes)

• Kevin: HAW-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (ditto)

Honestly, who could ask for anything more than that?