While changing Brian’s diaper before bed:\
B: Where did Mommy’s penis go?\
Me: It’s downstairs in the recliner watching Big Brother.
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While changing Brian’s diaper before bed:\
B: Where did Mommy’s penis go?\
Me: It’s downstairs in the recliner watching Big Brother.
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BEST.COMEBACK.EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious! Although you may have confused him more if he’s picturing a disembodied penis inching it’s way downstairs to bang its little head on the remote buttons. Funny mental image though it is.