Five things you might not know about me, because they are false:
- I am a recreational furrie.
- I slept my way to the top. …. of Mount Everest.
- I don’t own a tv.
- I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
- I’ve never read fanfiction for Scarecrow and Mrs King.
Fanfiction for _Scarecrow and Mrs. King_ exists?! I never would have guessed, even though I have fond memories of watching the show when I was younger, along with _Remington Steele_.
Tim,
I was shocked too, which is why I had to check it out. Apparently there is fanfiction for *everything*, including _The Care Bears_. I was scared at first and refused to leave the house, thinking that the end was near. But alas, it was just bored people writing stories about silly shows.