Category: funny

Mom, thanks for never sending me to vacation bible school.

I had no idea I was so cool, and it knew in so few questions! I always thought I was Jacko from those old Energizer commercials.

I was supposed to be paying attention in the meeting. I just couldn’t. I’d just found all those yummy pulp science fiction covers, and had just come up with the new title of the site: “Fighting Spacemen With Pointed Sticks”. So, I drew this, and got strange looks:
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And one more thing… I don’t know why, but I always look like I’m asleep in the webcam. I swear I’m not. Really.

If I don’t get more interesting, I may have to join the Dull Men’s Club.

Google Search: pregnant wetting -potty -car ~~bed~~ So far the most disturbing query to send a hit to this site. What were they ACTUALLY looking for?

Someone should be embarrassed. I have never seen anything so hideous. Check out the cartoons. Please don’t visit if you have a weak stomach for things that reek of easy-bake recipes gone wrong.

• Never buy sushi in bulk from a guy with a plastic hat at Costco who swears it’s really tasty
• I wish TiVo had a playlist feature. I want the “Max, sit and watch this while I do X.” list of Blue’s Clues and other things TiVo’s recorded.
• This one’s for Jodi: If you’re a company, and you’re planning on laying people off, please make sure the cuts don’t look personal. If they do, you’ll have a hard time getting the people left to get back to work.
• Fried Spring Rolls + Pork with Funny Noodle = Great Lunch
• Comic Book Collecting is not a hobby; it’s an addiction. I broke my addiction before I got married. I walked into a comic book shop today, and didn’t recognize 70% of the titles for sale. Consider me cured.
• I cleared two major projects in two days last week. I am a genius. And if that sounds like arrogance – it’s not. I’m just trying to convince myself this isn’t a fluke.

Funny angry ladies make me giggle: dooce.com. Anyone who titles a blog entry “Drunk Underpants Remodeling Again” deserves all the traffic they can handle.

I love Salon’s comics. Today’s is excellent.

And on a completely unrelated topic, there’s nothing greater than coming downstairs to see your wife and toddler son boogying down to the Propellerheads (in the new iPod commercial – me likey).