Category: funny

I have no idea why

I have no idea why this came to me last night while I was trying to go to sleep, but it did: scene: A late-night talk show hosted by a non-descript white guy with nice hair and perfect teeth. Host: Everyone, please put your hands together for the Prince of Darkness himself, Satan!! <applause> A […]

Because everyone needs a laugh

Days of Caffeine and Genius

Yes folks, you heard it here first. I am a genius. I rule absolutely with an iron fist and Burger King crown. Baby, I am IT. I feel so much better. I took something written for a different web server, using a completely different language and underlying technology, and ported it to AOLserver. Yes, ladies […]

CHICKENHEAD: A cure for bad

Please, go visit The Norm!

Please, go visit The Norm! It’s a comic strip, and it’s mmm-mmm-damn good. Think “Calvin grows up”… yeah, that’s a better description than I sent to the author. Oh yeah, one other thing. I love e-mail. In the past, I was always squeamish about sending praise to the creators of sites that I like. Why? […]

Ok, back to the Canadian

Did you know there are

Did you know there are only 30 Million people who live in Canada? Heck, New York could kick the whole country’s ass if they felt like it (there are ~50 million New Yorkers, state that is). That shocked me. I always thought Canada was bigger than that. It does make one wonder about the great […]

Almost forgot. My pal Jon

I’m not sure why, but

the norm – what a