Jon has a peculiar writing style. I assure you, it shows up in his speech too, which is why I love him, and want to have his alien wrestler love babies. His post about the stuff he got from Japan is the single greatest post on any blog, ever. And I’m all packed except for […]
Category: funny
Creepy Animals I’m Glad Don’t Exist
If you’re into crazy animals that don’t exist, but are extremely well imagined, you should hightail it over to Uncommon Creatures. It’s fantasmagorical!! Whatever the inverse of insomnia is, I have it. I can get to sleep just fine, but I’m waking up too early. It’s been happening for about a week, and is really […]
Eddie Izzard at Warner Theater
The Eddie Izzard show at the Warner Theater last night was perfect. I was a little thrown off when he came out with boobs. I was fully expecting drag, but I’ve only ever seen Dressed to Kill, and he definitely had no boobs during that show. Makeup? Yes. Boobs? No. That took a good ten […]
Super Monday Morning News
Did you know there’s a Lawver Funeral Home? And it’s in Akron, Ohio. That’s a creepy way to start out Monday morning. In Super News, I’m hopefully going to see Eddie Izzard tonight at the Warner Theater, as long as Ticketmaster delivers our tickets in the mail today. Way to bring it right at the […]
Philosophizing
My pal Jon is a friggin’ genius. His series, The Philosophers, is a gem. The second frames of numbers 10 and 11 are pure gold. If you haven’t found Jon’s crazyness yet, go now. No, really, stop reading this depressing crap and go. I’ll be here when you get back.
Jon Morris Is Going to Have My Babies
He really is, and all because he created a lovely little thing called The Philosophers. Oh, and Jon does the world’s greatest Sean Connery and Chewbacca impressions – well, other than the actual Chewbacca and Sean Connery.
Dropping the Pooch
At least he just dropped the pooch… I swear this isn’t political, but the look on the little girl to the left of GW’s head iis priceless. If it weren’t for that girl’s frozen horror, it would look like GW was cheering on a complicated canine trick.
A Shout Out
A big shout out to the whole Faggots Family. I swear they’re not kidding. You could also become a Faggot Fanatic!!
Dating Sherman
There’s so much to say. I’m going to California next week! I get to spend four days in the Bay Area for work doing workly things. I’ll tell you all about them either right after they happen, or when I get back. Recently, I’ve been thinking about the time I lived in Mississippi, in our […]
Mary Chen is Cooler Than Me
Mary Chen is cool. She is cooler than you, cooler than me and probably anyone you know. I only met her once or twice while she worked here. A mutual friend tipped me off to her old blog, and I was hooked. She’s funny. She’s funnier than most. How do I know she’s cooler than […]