Five things you might not know about me, because they are false:
* I am a recreational furrie.
* I slept my way to the top. …. of Mount Everest.
* I don’t own a tv.
* I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
* I’ve never read fanfiction for Scarecrow and Mrs King.
Fanfiction for Scarecrow and Mrs. King exists?! I never would have guessed, even though I have fond memories of watching the show when I was younger, along with Remington Steele.
Tim,
I was shocked too, which is why I had to check it out. Apparently there is fanfiction for everything, including The Care Bears. I was scared at first and refused to leave the house, thinking that the end was near. But alas, it was just bored people writing stories about silly shows.