I build killer apps. No, really. Unfortunately, I don’t mean WinAmp, AIM or Windows. I build apps that kill webservers. It’s what I’m good at. If you have a machine, I can probably bring it to its knees with nifty in memory caching and data manipulation. I can cripple your web farm with intense bombardment from launching multiple threads and waiting indeterminate times for them. Now, I just need to find a commercial application for my obvious talent of hardware homicide.