Inspired by a comment about
post, I’ve decided that I have a new life’s passion. I’ve been
searching for something for a while, and well, I’ve found something that
fits my speed perfectly. What do I want to do? I want to become the
world’s first fat, white Tai Chi Bad-Ass. I want to be able to
slowly and methodically whoop anyone in the world. I’ll start out with
the old and decrepit, then move to the folks who fall into the
unfortunate category, “fatter than me”, and whoop on them with my fluid
(molasses is a fluid) moves. Eventually, I’ll be able to beat anyone, or
at least bore them to death.
Does Tai Chi have belts?