Inspired by a comment about this post, I’ve decided that I have a new life’s passion. I’ve been searching for something for a while, and well, I’ve found something that fits my speed perfectly. What do I want to do? I want to become the world’s first fat, white Tai Chi Bad-Ass. I want to be able to slowly and methodically whoop anyone in the world. I’ll start out with the old and decrepit, then move to the folks who fall into the unfortunate category, “fatter than me”, and whoop on them with my fluid (molasses is a fluid) moves. Eventually, I’ll be able to beat anyone, or at least bore them to death.
Does Tai Chi have belts?