Nobody commented on my inadvertent description of Kevin’s green pussy in the ‘life update’ post? Tough room.
It’s green, and it’s _fabulous_.
When I was teaching writing only to 1st – 5th grade classes, I had a kid in 2nd who was trying to his hand at descriptive writing. He wrote…
“My teacher whore green pants.”
I kept that one for my scrapbook.
I looked it up and the word can actually be spelled pus or puss and of course I added a y at the end. So, I wasn’t mistaken after all. It’s still funny to me though, cuz I am 12.