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Tizzy-time

According to celebrity gossipers, Gwyneth Paltrow has been seen drinking alcohol recently even though she is pregnant with her second child. Let’s all get in a tizzy over this like we did when Britney drove with her baby on her lap. Tizzy-time. Da Nanana Nana Nana. Tizzy time! (yea, to the tune of Hammer Time.)\
Seriously, drinking 2 or 3 glasses of wine is so not ok while pregnant. What an imbecile! And she should know better than to do anything like this in public. Uh.

By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, CTO @ Planted, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.