Veronica Mars [snip] is perhaps best known as the only television series known to make Joss Whedon and Bruce Tinsley squeal like a sixteen-year-old girls at a Beatles concert.\
Scientists have classified Veronica Mars fans as the second most-annoying TV fans on the planet, after the Whedonites. Certain members of the TeeVeePedia staff vehemently protest this; then again, they also secretly long to be Mr. Kristen Bell.\
I would say I am sorry for being so annoying, but that would be a lie. And I will never lie to you, lovely internet-people-whom-I-don’t-actually-know.