- Things that are funny at 11:30 at night, in the office, after working 12 hours a day, seven days a week for over a month, are not funny during the day.
- Things that are funny on a Sunday afternoon when you’re in the office for the 19th day in a row really shouldn’t ever be repeated again.
- And those impressions? Not funny. Actually, they’re probably really offensive.
- Oh, and no more caffeine for you. That headache? That’s why.
- And eat some freakin’ vegetables, maybe some fiber. You’re a mess.